So, as I walked through town the other day, one thought kept running through my mind. “What can I blog about?”

What do I see? A red car; can I blog about that? Mmm… too generic. Or, not generic enough?

“What’s going on that is truly Blog-worthy?” I wondered aloud.

“Huh?” responded the cashier.

“Oh, nothing, just the gum thanks.”

“No, really, what did you ask? Do you have a Blog?”

“This is getting a little personal but, yes, I did recently sign up for a Blog. But, I haven’t yet figured out what is Blog-worthy and what isn’t.”

“Huh?” A man of few syllables.

“What events in my life are worth blogging about? I can’t just blog about anything and everything. I’m trying not to get bogged down in the Blog, but I’m beginning to think I’m not Blog-worthy.”

“Or are you?” he rhetoricated.

“Am I?”, I re-rhetoricated.

“Why, this is Blog-worthy right here.”

“What is?”

“This conversation.”

“This conversation? Really? This is Blog-worthy? But it’s so mundane.”

“So is the internet. But if you package it properly, you can sell people anything. Take our expired fruit. $9.99 because it’s wrapped in orange cellophane.”

“Are you sure? Won’t it sound phoney and made up?”

“Probably.”

“Hm. Well, I’m sold!” I said. “Thanks. I’ll wait until 3:19am for some reason and then Blog about this. Oh, and, gimme a bag of those grapes…”